Serendipity 06 | (m)

PAIRING— jeon jungkook x reader, friendwithbenefitsAU
GENRE/WARNINGS— smut, fluff, humour
WORDS— 7,889
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SUMMARY: ❝Viral videos, blood swords, and Jungkook has a fanbase on campus? What is happening?❞
its no longer april fools,but my life is still a joke

PAIRING— jeon jungkook x reader, friendwithbenefitsAU
GENRE/WARNINGS— smut, fluff, humour
WORDS— 7,889
← CHAPTERS
SUMMARY: ❝Viral videos, blood swords, and Jungkook has a fanbase on campus? What is happening?❞
THIS FUCKING GUY
JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND
WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS
ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION
CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED
LOOK AT THIS GUY
SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH
YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI
i was on mobile on the highway when i saw this so the pictures didn’t load and i was 110% sure this was a post about jesus until i got to the last line and then i just kind of turned off my phone and stared out the window for a while
Can you die from eating too many vitamin gummies?

Me entering heaven after overdosing on vitamin gummies
PREACH
Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.
Y. E. S.
My favorite meme is everybody knowing who Tony Hawk is but never recognizing him in public.